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I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay

First thing: If you haven’t seen the above video clip, drop whatever you’re doing and watch it right now.  The thing has taken up permanent residence in my mind ever since I first saw it a few days ago, and rarely a minute goes by in which somewhere deep in my skull the phrases “Fuckin

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Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?

AWP was big and shiny, smelled like a cinnamon roll, and filled with a whole lot of writers.  The ratio of those with glasses to those without glasses was considerably higher than it is in the general population.  Denver is clean (by Tucson standards) and the liquor there is expensive (again, also by Tucson standards). 

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